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Las Venturas Locations
This page contains information or comments on some of the
locations you will find yourself in when visiting Las Venturas in Grand Theft
Auto: San Andreas. All of this information was gathered from the official site.
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● Las Barrancas
A quaint desert town steeped in local history, home to preserved Hopi
ruins and the terrible setting of the Barrancas Mass Grave. In 1842, the
66th Cavalry, under the command of Colonel Henry Bolt, was stationed in
nearby Fort Carson when they answered a call for help from homesteaders
under attack from bandits. Riding to the rescue, the whole force fell
down a hole. It is said that the sound of a hundred horses can be heard
riding through the town at midnight... |
● Torino's Ranch
This is strictly classified. Nothing goes on here. Close the file,
please. |
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● Smokin' Beef Grill
The beef tastes so good because the hormones are very tender. The
cows love to be injected with steroids, and it makes the meat juicy. |
● Sherman Dam
The dam that powers most of the West coast. Las Venturas was built
on the back of power from this dam. A National Institution. With
terrible security. |
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● Blackfield
Site of the notorious Blackfield Bad Trip of 1967, in which some 700
hippies choked to death on toads. This district has since been developed
into a state of the art indoor dirt bike arena. |
● Blackfield Stadium
Famous dirt-biking capital of the West coast. |
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● Turning Tricks Bike School
The place to learn how to handle two wheels. |
● Blackfield Intersection
Scene of repeated illegal street racing. Luckily we bust the little
bastards and ruin their stupid cars. |
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● The Strip
The Jewel in Las Venturas' tiara! A spectacular homage to family
entertainment with something for the whole family - especially the dads!
Try anything from ancient Rome to the mysteries of dynastic China. Every
taste, and budget, catered for. |
● The Visage
A legend. Highly exclusive, very expensive. |
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● The Clown's Pocket
A casino for people who like men in make-up and baggy trousers. |
● Caligular's Palace
Caligular's has been a Venturas institution for 30 years. Has always
been mob controlled. No sooner does one mob get dealt with then another
moves in. Currently believed to be controlled by 3 major crime families
from the East Coast. New manager. Just out of rehab. Possible mob
connections. |
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● The Camel's Toe
Terrible Egyption-style casino. They won't pay us off or anything.
We should put the squeeze on these guys. |
● Come-A-Lot
Seedy Arthurian-themed casino, famous for being the least fun on the
strip. |
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● The Four Dragons
Newly built casino. Funded with money from Hong Kong. Possible
connection to Triad gangs in San Fierro, but nothing proven. Food is
terrible. |
● Old Venturas Strip
Take a trip to Las Venturas' origins as the gambling capital of the
world. Lose money in casinos made famous by the Vinewood playboys of
yesteryear. If you like to play big, try the no-limits poker tables or
drool at the finest showgirls in town. |
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● The Craw Bar
Great night out for anyone hoping to get lucky, assuming they can
dance... |
● 24-Seven
The most convenient store in America. Always open. Always over priced. |
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● Chilli Dog & Ice Cream Stands
There's nothing like buying food on the street to ensure it is
healthy, nutritious and well-prepared. After all, a man who does not
have a kitchen cannot have a dirty kitchen... |
● Roca Escalante
Once home to an ancient rock worshipped by the desert peoples, now a
Mecca for those who worship rock. The V-Rock Hotel is THE premiere
rock-themed hotel and entertainment complex in San Andreas. Plentiful
parking and access to the Julius Thru Way. |
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● Police Headquarters
Bunch of Red Neck Hick bastards at this precinct. Scarcely fit to be
called cops. |
● The V-Rock Hotel
"The home of Rock and Roll," V-Rock has opened a hotel and casino.
It's a very rock and roll way to lose your money. As least they got rid
of that dick head who used to be on the radio. |
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● SubUrban
You want to be a rapper, but live in the suburbs and get driven
around by mom? Then this is the place for you. They got everything from
East and West coasts, so you can look ridiculous no matter what your
musical tastes. |
● Prolaps
You want to take up sports? Maybe you just like hanging out at the
mall. Either way, you need expensive designer sports wear. And there is
no better than Prolaps. Unless you like Eris more, but that is a matter
of taste, for people with no taste. |
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● Rockshore
Visiting on a budget or lost your shirt at the tables? Rockshore
will have accommodation to suit your cashflow. With charming views of
Red County across San Andreas Sound. |
● Last Dime Motel
Seedy den of vice. Always littered with low-lifes, druggies and
hookers. But a great cheap rate during the week. |
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● Crime Scene
We've had a robbery at this location. |
● Rockshore Wedding Chapel
The place to make a serious mistake, very quickly. |
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● Bayside Marina
People can learn how to boat here. In other words, how to sit in a
boat and let it float. Very difficult, I'm sure. |
● World's Largest Cock
A bone county legend. Very beautiful. People come from miles around
to see it. |
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● The Big Ear
Massive satellite installation. Locally known as The Big Ear. Locals
are often born with no ears, due to radiation poisoning from this thing. |
● Hunter Quarry
This quarry will employ anyone. Real Slackers. Any fool can show up
and have a go. |
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● Las Venturas Airport
Las Venturas Airport is a major international hub, serving the whole
of eastern San Andreas. Over 100 countires fly direct to LVA. It's great
for tourism - fly them in, rob them blind, kick them out. |
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